Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Evil Spock would like to thank everyone on the blogroll that has linked Evil Spock and helped spread the message of The Few. Unlike some of the bigwigs, Evil Spock will not be culling the blog links section. If you link Evil Spock, Evil Spock will return the favor. Evil Spock will do Evil Spock's best to make everyone a little bit more famous.

Even with all those linking The Needs of the Few, Evil Spock still only ranks as a C-list Bloglebrity. This disappoints Evil Spock, but Evil Spock takes solace that so many C-listers go on to bigger and brighter careers in politics. The list of not-so-luminaries that became politicians includes Sonny Bono, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and the guy who played Gopher from Love Boat.

Seriously, Gopher was a frikkin' Congressman . . .

Most recently, C-lister Al Franken, SNL alumnus and Air America host, has decided to run for the US Senate in Minnesota. Evil Spock is amazed that a smart, funny, yet unattractive man can run for office. Mr. Franken has emboldened Evil Spock, so Evil Spock is going to make the biggest decision in Evil Spock's life (much to the chagrin of Mimus Pauly), and declare Evil Spock's candidacy for President of the United States. What a fortuitous coincidence that Evil Spock is making the announcement on President's Day!

Unfortunately, Evil Spock cannot run in 2008, due to the ageist policy of no one under the age of 35 can run for president. Evil Spock's lawyers were preparing to take this to the Supreme Court, but Evil Spock has settled to take the White House in 2012.

Evil Spock has already chosen his running mate: The Collective. This should give balance to the ticket. Whilst Evil Spock tries to pass laws like Naked Tuesdays and free meals at Red Lobster for those with first name Evil, The Collective will help shape the universal healthcare policies and fixing the Middle East. It's a match made in heaven!

To research the position of POTUS, Evil Spock has been watching this entertaining and informative video to gain some insight on what skills are needed to run the country. Evil Spock is only sharing this top secret video on the condition no one in The Few steals the ideas and runs against Evil Spock.



Now that Evil Spock knows something about every president, Evil Spock is sending the minions out to raid all the graves to gather DNA from the most powerful of these leaders. Evil Spock will then combine Evil Spock's genetic material with the likes of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and John F. Kennedy to create a amalgamation of political power and evil!

In turn, Evil Spock will force The Collective to combine his DNA with Bizarro Bush, William Henry Harrison, and polio-ridden FDR to make possibly the weakest vice president since Dan Quayle. This way, if any factions want to assassinate Evil Spock, they'll think twice lest they place The Collective in the Oval Office.

With 2012 right around the corner, Evil Spock leaves The Few with this bit of wisdom: we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!



Evil Spock out!