Please be nice to Evil Spock . . .

Evil Spock has been a bad blogger as of late. Work has been busy, and Evil Spock has had to shelve some blog entries that Evil Spock will hopefully get to next week, which includes Evil Spock's commentary on the White House veto on the SCHIP program, Yogi Bear's great adventure, and Evil Spock's opinion on interweb dating sites.

Actually, if you will bear with Evil Spock, Evil Spock promises a blog entry for everyday of next week. Not only that, Evil Spock will open up the Ask Evil Spock Q & A again since it was so popular the first time around. Plus, you can submit questions for both Ensign Redshirt and Lt. Moreau. Please send these questions to askevilspock@gmail.com by midnight on Wednesday, Oct. 10 2007, and Evil Spock will have said questions answered by Friday's blog.

If these empty promises doesn't do the job of calming furious anger against Evil Spock, Evil Spock would also like to tell The Few that Evil Spock will be donating a pint of blood to the American Red Cross today.

Many of you may ask, "But Evil Spock, why would you give away all that blood, when so many of The Few would pay top dollar for Evil Spock's precious bodily fluids?" Thats a good question, albeit very stalkerish. Let Evil Spock break off some knowledge.

Every two seconds someone in the United States needs blood. This doesn't include voodoo priests or vampires either. Yet, only 5% of the eligible US population gives blood. Blood is needed for emergencies and for people who have cancer, blood disorders, sickle cell, anemia and other illnesses.

Still, many will stay say, "That is very altruistic of Evil Spock. What's the catch?" Another very good question.

For one, Evil Spock likes to build up Karma for when Evil Spock will unleash great evil on the world. And for what is essentially a mere flesh wound, the karma get is well worth it. Plus, Evil Spock gets a nutty bar and a juice box afterwards. Also, a pint of blood removed from Evil Spock's body will make Evil Spock weigh less, and Evil Spock won't have to work out. Not only that, Evil Spock will get good and slackered if Evil Spock decides to ingest any alcohol that evening.

Actually, Evil Spock was talking to a friend the other night. Said friend lived in Ireland for awhile. When you give blood there, instead of a nutty bar and juice, they give you a pint of Guinness. Guinness has a lot of Iron in it, and in theory should be a good replacement for blood. At one time, pregnant and nursing mothers were encouraged to drink Guinness in England, as were post-operative patients.

Karma, free cookies and juice, weight loss, no working out, and getting drunk are all very good reasons to give blood. Though the number one reason for Evil Spock to give blood away for free is for the "Be nice to me. I gave blood today." sticker.

Some might think trading tissue samples for a mere sticker is pure poppycock, but Evil Spock begs to differ. The "Be Nice" sticker is like having an impregnable shield around Evil Spock for 24 hours. Evil Spock can solicit prostitutes, shoplift, and park in handicap spots! If anyone says anything, all Evil Spock has to do is flash the sticker. They will send Evil Spock on Evil Spock's way, so that Evil Spock can commit more petty crimes.

Evil Spock's "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Results may differ for other people.

Evil Spock has to go and give blood now, and then go on a mini-crime spree. For The Few that are pissed off at Evil Spock for the lack of writing, Evil Spock profusely apologizes once more, and if that doesn't work, please reader the sticker emblazoned on Evil Spock's shirt. Either way, after a couple pints of Guinness, Evil Spock isn't going to give a shit.

Evil Spock out!